Are you cool enough for Kayla?


1. How do you feel about butter?

It's yummy to the tummy.
Combined with George Bush and a treadmill it makes for a fun afternoon activity.
Fish eat it.
It's gross.
The lovely lubricant of lovers!
It's flamable.
It's musical.
It makes good porn.


2. You like:

Emo.
Techno.
Rap.
Punk.
Pop.
grandmothers...


3. A really good movie is:

The Little Mermaid.
The Flying house.
*N SYNC: in the Mix
Clerks.
Fuck movies, HGTV all the way!


4. If you had an evil science teacher you would:

Mock them.
Do nothing.
Beat them up.
Secretly devise a plot to blow up the science lab.


5. The funniest thing in the world is:

SNL.
The people on HGTV who tour other people's houses while trying to seduce them.
The expressions on people's faces when you go trick-or-treating in August.
OLD PEOPLE!


6. Tell me an interesting fact about yourself.

I have a nipple-fetish.
Limp Bizkit is my dad.
My mom can beat up your mom.
*Sniff* There is nothing interesting about me. Everyone hates me.


7. Now come on, do you seriously think your mom can beat up my mom?

Yeah.
Heck no! Your mom is one tough bitch.
*blinks* what?
7.


8. Would you donate a dollar to feed a starving sea weasel, you rich selfish bastard?:

Yes.
No.
A what?




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